| Evilmischeif | Date: Tuesday, 16.02.10, 18:27:25 | Message # 1 |
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| Recently, a fellow clan member, WoundedMuffin, purchased a plot of land set aside for construction. But what is being constructed here? I recently interviewed this manly man with a vagina to find out more. He claims to be building a monument for those who were slain on the tragic day of December 28th, when DownonDelanuche first got The Ballad of Gay Tony. What is this Cunt Slushie up to? We at the L.O.S. recently did a background check on Mr. Muffin. and it turns out that he was once arrested for filming illegal whale porn. Another source told us that he once saw WoundedMuffin making love to a bowl of Cheerios. This has nothing to do with the article I just wanted y'all to know that... Anyways! It turns out that he is a Sith Warrior bent on GTA domination, and with the construction of his "DeathStar" he will have all he needs for Liberty City domination!!! Beware!! I recently went to the streets to ask how the people would feel about having a whale biologist as an Emperor. I stopped one man on the street took him into a dark alleyway and rap... Sorry I'm getting off topic. I asked one hooker how she felt about it and in between sexual intercourse and coitus she told me. It was a long-winded speech that ended with a cock in Korey's mouth but in the end she would feel safe with a Sith Warrior watching over us. Then I payed her and I was off. I asked the next young lady if she would rather have a monument or a large space-craft capable of blowing up small planets and her answer to me was," quit grabbing my ass you Cunt Slushie". After she calmed down she calmly told me,"I support the Empire!" and she quickly cut my vagina off. When I asked her why she simply replied I love WoundedMuffin's testicles..... Well folks their you have it Chris' testicles can blow up small planets.... Will the "DeathStar" just be a large, sweaty ball sack? Who knows? I do! But I'm not telling you! To contact me just yell into Korey's vagina... Seacrest Out!!!!!
Weston T. Richardson IV
This has officially been "JIZZED ON" P.S. It is over 9000
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