| Evilmischeif | Date: Sunday, 07.03.10, 06:07:47 | Message # 1 |
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| Our most valiant, assholish, clan leader will e the topic of todays PenisBurg Happenings. We at the PenisBurg Happenings have been hearing strange reports of a certain "Clan Leader" storiing large amounts of Semen in an old freight ship. At the PenisBurg Happenings we value the publics opinion, so we went to streets to ask what the public thought his motives might be. I recently interviewed Mr. WoundedMuffin.He thought he would do stuff......crazy stuff......thrilling. It turns out that Korey has been making all this semen himself. It's estimated that he has over 90 Kajillion gallons of Semen! That's alot of Semen! Apperently he plans to use this mighty Semen army to take over the all mighty DILDO!!! Recently the L.O.S. clan had signed a treaty with the all mighty DILDO, so what might his motives be? We recently dug up an old scripture from the Masterbation Bible. It is said, "When the all mighty Dildo bonds with the boy of much Semen, the golden Vagina will appear, and devour the world in an epic orgy." Is Korey doing this so everyone will get laid? (With the exception of Trev. for he is bitchzorrrrr) All this reporter can say is its about time I get some REAL VAGINA instead of the same ole LEFTY LARRY!!! FTW!!!!! YEAH YEAH GET SOME SEX SEX!!!! I'm sorry for that outburst. Korey we thank you for being a chronic Masterbator so the whole world can get some, and for this Chris shall be your ass slave so go ahead stick your straw in the potato slicer..................
SEACREST OUT!!!
Weston T. Richardson IV
This has officially been "JIZZED ON" P.S. It is over 9000
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