| Evilmischeif | Date: Saturday, 24.04.10, 10:53:51 | Message # 1 |
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| The sky has been blotted out, by what? This is Unknown. Many speculate that it may be a bird. Some say a plane. Could it be Weston in his Copter of doomage trying to get another easy bitch kill, that makes many go grrrrrr. However, our most knowledgeable vice-clan leader says it be the lobsters.
Yes lobsters. Those bastards that once made our cereal very painful are back with fiery vengeance of doomage. The lobster were a minor problem, until Weston jizzed on the queen lobster causing them to erupt into a mating frenzy that was very bonerific. To make matters worse they have sprouter genital rockets, which allows them to fly. What are there intentions?
I recently sat down with the lobster queen after a round of hot filacio, and I asked her "What be her plans?" Her response was "Hurgle Gurgle lolololololololololol!" Which translates into "We want more cereal!" I asked why and apparently cereal is an aphrodisiac for lobsters. For those out there who don't know what an aphrodisiac its something that makes you wanna jizz. The lobsters are willing to stays in the sky as long as it takes to get there freaky version of hot sex jelly. So when those lobsters were in your cereal they were getting it on. So next time you see two lobsters, some milk, and a box of Lucky Charms, make sure you has the rubbers. This is the end of my article. To contact me just yell into Corey's vagina. Merci, et vous avez un bon jour. Seacrest out!
Weston Taylor Richardson IV
This has officially been "JIZZED ON" P.S. It is over 9000
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