| Evilmischeif | Date: Wednesday, 08.09.10, 05:04:55 | Message # 1 |
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Group: SUPER 1337 SAUSE
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| The clan has fallen to pieces. The members have begun to riot. They have begun to run amuck. Many run in fear, for there is no one to stop Weston from his spam of rockets. Where are our clan leaders in this time of need? They have been missing for some time now. I have been informed that their Xbox's have been terminated. The cause of death? Filthy Rofl cancer.
Many have been struck with Rofl cancer. First, Chris' Xbox fell. We all knew him as Smitty, may he rest in peace. Then, before anyone could recover, our great, and a little lobsterish, leader's Xbox fell to the disease that not even a super Saiyan could survive. We all knew him as (insert name here), may he rest in who cares it was Korey's. Like this wasn't bad enough, now Weston's RoflBox has begun to show the signs of Rofl Cancer. Her name is Buttercup. Then again who cares Weston is the clan douhebag, so many may find relief in the fall of ButterCup. I think everyone will agree with the statement:"The cancer must be stopped." No one cared when people began to die from cancer, but when they threaten our Xbox's they've gone too far.
In my attempt to fight the cancer I put on my big girl panties, bought a nerd, and began to exterminate the threat of Rofl Cancer. After many runs of trial and error, and after many sleepless, non-masterbating nights, I finally found the cause of Rofl Cancer. In my research I found a link between large amounts of complaining, large deposits of calcium, and Rofl Cancer. It turns out that after complaining about Weston being such a bitch, and after pouring so much milk on our xbox's for so long it sprouted a deadly disease that can kill. However it turns out there is another cause of it. Just being in the presence of Weston can in fact give you Cancer. How can we solve the cancer? We must kill Weston! A tad too drastic? Nahhhhhh.
There is good news however! Chris has recieved a new RoflBox named (insert name here). This has been another exciting installment of The Penisberg Happenings. To contact me just yell into Korey's Vagina. Seacrest out!
Weston Taylor Richardson IV
This has officially been "JIZZED ON" P.S. It is over 9000
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